Poetry by Leaping Lanny Poffo
The Poffo Family and Buddy Rogers
What an amazing stable they would have made.
Is a man in his 30’s dressed like he’s FINALLY about to graduate high school really the best way to suggest that he is a genius?
Every wrestler thinks he’s this guy:
But 95% of them are really this guy:
That’s Macho Man’s real-life brother, Leaping Lanny Poffo, who never rose above the level of mid-card jobber. His only function was to lose to wrestlers you had heard of. So for the confused wrestler out there, I…
WWE’s teachers and intellectual superiors
Who did the pose better?
Mr. Perfect destroys the WWF Championship belt.
Nice Try Luke …
You can’t tell me AJ wasn’t smooth with that
There are two types of people.